Dilatory

My vocabulary word of the day is Dilatory...which is a nice way of saying freakin' procrsatinator!!!
Lazy, slacker, putter-offer, maybe tomorrower, sometime laterer, that's me.

I love to sit on my bed, in the "Queen's Chamber", and put things off...
If, that is,  I have things to put off,
The problem with retirement is that there isn't much to put off anymore.

I put off exercising, and then get around to it eventually.
I put off phone calls, then text whomever I need to contact.
I put off cleaning, until the cleaning lady comes,
I put off vacation, until the gimp can commit.

I put off the rest of my life until it comes to me exactly what it is I am supposed to do.
If you have any ideas, please let me know,
I'm at a loss right now!!  I am mid-dilatory!

A state not unlike the Twilight Zone!
Beam me up Scotty, I must have a ship to run, somewhere?????