Statin'-Island

Statin', statin', who's got the statin?

My Statin' Doll, I say, I say, My Statin' Doll, Goin' up Chicago way.. takin' Statin' Island train......

Statin' at the station and I'm waitin' on the Robert E. Lee..

Goin' to Texas wearin' my Bigg-o-Statin' hat...

Statin' your business or get outta line!

Statin' your name, just your name, this is the SBI...(Statin Bureau of Investigation)

What Statin' do you live in....?

Cholesterol California mister, just takin' the Statin' line to the Orange Blossom state..in...

My Statin', did I say.... I'm now... a-My Statin' doll, couldn't get it together with the diet and 'size,
so I'm goin' to the statin' gonna get some o' mine!!!!

My Statin' Doll, that's me today, my Statin' Doll, my liver say...take me to the station, get some exercise, 'Cause I'm goin' to the Rx for my Statin-ize!!!

My Statin' Doll, I say, I say, my Statin' doll, today I say:  "Live a little longer due to Statins" MY!!!

Did I bother to say, my Dr. just put me on a Statin-med because my Cholesterol made her eyes pop!!
My little liv-a es soooo happy tonight...because I'm a new Statin' Doll!!

More diet, more exercise, more pills...love livin', but I hate the price!

Statin' at the station gonna catch the "S" train.

Statin' Girl...OUT