It is a given fact, of which I have only recently become aware, that when you live in a two story house, you inevitably find yourself on the wrong story for the item you need and or want. I liken this to living in alternate universes with a Grand Master organizing your inappropriately placed personages to suit his not so funny sense of humor.
If I leave the paper downstairs, GM (Grand Master) wants it upstairs. If I throw away anything, it is immediately needed on the upper story, dusted for prints and thoroughly sanitized! I am upstairs and I've left my book, glasses and underwear downstairs...what to do, what to do! If only I could levitate down those stairs. I'm wearing little holes in my heels from clicking them to go where the universe wants me, which is never where I am!
Papers up, damn, coffee down. Book down, damn, knickers up! Therapist up, ice down. Belicose Grand Master up...AH! me with grave hearing loss, down! Who needs a book and glasses when you have earplugs and ice cream!! Lovin' life in all my universes!
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Your comments are read and usually loved. Thanks for your advice and opinions. I'm learning as I go. Julie